The double-take
It looks exactly like a real compliance label — right up until they finish reading it. That half-second delay is the whole product.
A dead-serious safety label with a punchline. Stick it on the door jamb and let it do the work — every passenger, every time.
Mods cost thousands and nobody notices. This costs less than a tank of fuel, takes ten seconds, and gets a reaction from every person who opens the door.
It looks exactly like a real compliance label — right up until they finish reading it. That half-second delay is the whole product.
Laminated outdoor vinyl with a proper adhesive back. Car washes, rain, sun, winter — it stays put and it doesn't fade to a pale smudge.
Birthdays, Secret Santa, the mate who just got his first project car. Grab the multi-pack — one for you, the rest for people who deserve it.
Open the door and wipe the painted door jamb with isopropyl or a clean damp cloth. Let it dry fully — adhesive hates dust.
Peel the backing, line it up so it reads straight to anyone climbing in, and lay it down from one edge to the other to avoid bubbles.
Press firmly across the whole decal for 30 seconds. Leave it 24 hours before washing the car. Then say nothing and let it work.
Cheap novelty decals give themselves away — thin stock, fuzzy print, curling corners. This one doesn't, which is exactly why it lands.
| Cautionstick | The $2 marketplace decal | |
|---|---|---|
| Material | Laminated outdoor vinyl | Thin unlaminated film or paper |
| After one summer | Still sharp, still black and yellow | Faded, curling at the corners |
| Car wash | Fine | Partially gone |
| Print quality | Crisp — reads like the real thing | Fuzzy edges, obviously fake |
| Shipping | Out the door in 24h, tracked | Four to six weeks, maybe |
| If you hate it | 30 days, money back | Good luck |
Stick it on. If it doesn't get a laugh out of the first person who reads it, email us within 30 days and we'll refund you. Keep the sticker — posting it back costs more than it's worth.
No. It sits on the painted door jamb and comes off cleanly with heat from a hairdryer or heat gun, plus adhesive remover for any residue. As with any decal, apply it to factory paint in good condition — a fresh respray or flaking clear coat is a bad idea for any sticker.
The door jamb — the painted frame you see when the door is open. Most people go driver's or passenger's side at roughly eye level as someone gets in, so it's impossible to miss. It also works on toolboxes, fridges, roll cages and laptop lids.
Yes. Laminated outdoor vinyl with permanent adhesive, built for weather, UV and washing. Give it 24 hours to cure after applying before the first wash.
Orders go out within 24 hours, shipped worldwide with tracking. Delivery time depends on where you are — you'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.
It sits on the inside door jamb, not on a window or a light, so it doesn't block your vision or obscure anything on the exterior. It's a novelty decal, not a genuine safety warning. Rules vary by country and state, so check your local requirements if you're unsure.
Because everyone who sees it in your car asks where you got it, and because the multi-pack ships free. One for the car, one for the toolbox, and the rest for mates' birthdays.
Free shipping on 2+ packs. Ships in 24 hours. Backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee.
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